In the last episode, our heroes:
- Toured beautiful Nogales, Mexico.
- Lost an airplane.
- Rescued two crazy kids and brought them safely back to the USA.
- Uncovered a conspiracy against Looney John.
- Chartered a plane to Kingston, Jamaica.
- Didn’t actually murder anyone…!
Eli Junger
The kid is even dumber than I thought. First he thinks he can pull a fast one after we trick him out of his safe house. Second, he tries to do it with everyone in the car….by trying to get the person who tricked him out of the safe house in the first place. Too much coke and booze? He didn’t even fool his wife enough as she heard the whole damned thing while drugged out of her mind. What an idiot. At least I gotta break his hand as payback for all this crap. At the rate he’s going I think someone’s gonna be a widow soon.
Now we have a name to go after and put an end to this crap. Evidently we need to go get “mom” from Jamaica and convince her to come to Vegas without killing anyone important. If she’s buried behind a ton of meat…I’m not sure how we pull this off.
Johnny
urg, another mom we gotta smooch. At least it comes with a free trip to Jamaica. I hope The King is ready to do some more love me tender for the old fowl.
Tony DiMarco
From Mexico to Jamaica. A trip to Jamaica Maaaan! This kid is a real idiot. Trying to convince us that his dad is going to oust John. I really hope he “accidentally” dies while listening to some Rasta music. I think even the broad, uh, John’s daughter, is getting sick of him.
At least the homes are nice and the sun is shining. Time to kill some folk.