This one needs bullet points (since it has been a while and… the crew was “productive”):
In the last episode, our heroes:
- shot some guys (random passersby and two off duty cops moonlighting as security guards).
- burned down and looted an art storage facility as a favor to Jasper Dunwitty in return for his assistance with the Vagos compound in Bullhead City.
- swiped a desirable penthouse villa reservation at the Caesars from a high ranking Yakuza guy and insulted his men.
- used the aforementioned villa as the venue for a private adult-oriented event, starring The King.
- narrowly avoided turning the event into a mix of blood and blue hair as a result of… superior diplomacy (!!!).
- scouted the home of Slaughter guitarist, Timothy Patrick Kelly, in order to plan and complete the final job required to secure control of the upcoming union vote.
Nicky
Can’t a crew rob a fuckin place in peace? Holy fucking Mary motha of God. Who wants to fuckin die over some shifty ass painting? Apparently four people did today. I mean I get the fuckin guards it’s their job and shit, but then what the fuck are a couple a babbos doin walkin into a gunfight? I swear I’m gettin sick of havin to whack so many fuckin people. How many holes do we have to dig for fuck sake? I mean this time we let some flames do our spring cleaning, but I know I’ll be pullin out a fuckin shovel again soon. I’m just happy I didn’t have to dig any fuckin holes after our party in Ceasars. I fuckin swear we were gonna have to whack those Nips who came in heavy but I don’t wanna go to the fuckin mattress with the Yakuza, not with the Russians and the cartels lookin to put us in the desert already. But I mean come on. You got fuckin out bid for the room for fuck sake. It’s just business. Don’t take it so fuckin personal or just pay more fuckin money. But what the fuck do I know? I’m just a fuckin soldier tryin to make a buck.
Tony DiMarco
I gotta hand it to Nikki and Bransen, they handled those Yakuza real professional like. I was sure that any second we was gonna have to lay down some lead, and bury a few old broads at the same time.
Now it looks like we got just about everyone in line to secure the vote and put Loony John in charge. One more job should do the trick. This Slaughter guy, Kelly, has got some coke that we gotta steal. I’m thinking it should be a quick job.
Maybe after we get done the group will wanna go see that new movie…A League of Their Own…That Madonna is hot!