Holy Mary Mutha a God save me from these fuckin bikers. So it turns out this idiot bimbo ain’t protectin her fuckin brother. She’s holdin out for her dirt ass biker boyfriend. Like who tha fuck dies protectin a fuckin biker? Well she did I guess. So after we dump her stupid ass in the desert we head off for some desert shit town where the locals are even dumber than the fuckin tourists in Vegas and after wasting half the day talking to two idiots who I’m pretty sure were inbred brothers, we finally track down some people who know what the fuck is going on, only they’re, you guessed it, more fuckin bikers. They lead us to this idiot’s crew and I use that term very fuckin loosely cause they’re really just two boombots that happen to be even dumber than their leader. They end up in a woodchipper or somethin, but not before they tell us that they’re leader has brought a 10 million diamond to yet another fuckin biker gang to gain their respect. Uh, fuckin what? It’s a 10 fuckin million fuck all diamond numb nuts. I really hope they just take it and fuckin kill this idiot. Now we gotta take down a whole fuckin biker crew and we’re teamed up with another crew and I swear to fuckin God if I end up with a leather jacket and a snake patch at the end a this shit I’ll fuckin kill myself.
Nicky
Holy Mary Mutha a God save me from these fuckin bikers. So it turns out this idiot bimbo ain’t protectin her fuckin brother. She’s holdin out for her dirt ass biker boyfriend. Like who tha fuck dies protectin a fuckin biker? Well she did I guess. So after we dump her stupid ass in the desert we head off for some desert shit town where the locals are even dumber than the fuckin tourists in Vegas and after wasting half the day talking to two idiots who I’m pretty sure were inbred brothers, we finally track down some people who know what the fuck is going on, only they’re, you guessed it, more fuckin bikers. They lead us to this idiot’s crew and I use that term very fuckin loosely cause they’re really just two boombots that happen to be even dumber than their leader. They end up in a woodchipper or somethin, but not before they tell us that they’re leader has brought a 10 million diamond to yet another fuckin biker gang to gain their respect. Uh, fuckin what? It’s a 10 fuckin million fuck all diamond numb nuts. I really hope they just take it and fuckin kill this idiot. Now we gotta take down a whole fuckin biker crew and we’re teamed up with another crew and I swear to fuckin God if I end up with a leather jacket and a snake patch at the end a this shit I’ll fuckin kill myself.