3/19/21 – Game #4: Taking A Safari

So Loony John gets some hot tip about the contents in the safe at the Safari Casino. Of course the whole thing smells like a set up because who’s gonna just go tell someone “hey I hear you could rob this place and make a buncha money trust me”? Fuckin nobody that who because if the score was so great they’d just do the job themselves, but John wants us to believe he’s thought all this through which he hasn’t because hey it’s not his ass on the line and what the fuck choice do we have but to go scope it out? So we do and it’s actually a lot easier than it sounds and the most surprising part is that it goes off as easy as it looks, only when we’re outta there with the goods we find out that the goods ain’t actually so good because their fake is fuck which my high end jeweler guy confirms only he says he gave them the right rocks and now those are gone and the Safari’s owner is gonna be pissed because he was supposed to use them to score some pus only now he’s gonna be nuttin alone instead. So we go find the guy who’s the only one with access to the safe and he’s shittin bricks because he knows he’s gonna get killed over this but he doesn’t have the real stones so that leaves just one person. The guy who “tipped” off Loony John. Oh look. It was a set up. What a fuckin surprise. But of course he’s in the wind and the only person dumb enough to hang around is his bimbo sister, who’s so fuckin dumb she thinks she can lie to us and stall like we’re just gonna sit there and take it like some fuckin John, only she doesn’t seem to lie so good with a bullet in her guts and now we’ve gotta get the rest of the info out of her before we put her in a hole in the desert. The only question is what to do with the real stones when we get em.