2/18/21 – Game #3: Ballistic Distort

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The gang hangs out at a police station and then goes for bagels.

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  1. Nicky

    I’m sittin in the joint after gettin pinched and that fuckin Parker guy calls me in to ask some questions and there’s Bransen actin like its another day at the fuckin office and I’m thinkin we’re gonna have to give this Parker asshole an envelope but first Bransen wants to talk to me in private but I aint some kind of finook not even a mezzo, but I guess he wanted me to do somethin but it’s all lawyer talk with this guy and I don’t understand a fuckin word of it so he sends me back to the clink and I finally figure maybe Bransen just needs to get laid so I call up Krystal to help him bust a nut or somethin. Well it musta worked cause next thing I know we’re outta there with some kind of fuckin lawyer trick Bransen thought up, but then we ain’t gettin our pieces back cause of some bullshit so we gotta get new ones from some asshole in a parking lot, but I guess we gotta come heavy when we go into this dyke donut shop so what choice do we have? I woulda thought one of those fuckin dykes woulda been in the shop lappin up some yeast but no one was there when we came in through the service entrance ready to roll, so we help out the local gas company with a brief inspection and it turns out there’s a leak but the only tools we brought were our pieces and a coupla bats we borrowed from a nearby establishment which apparently don’t work too well on gas leaks so had to return them. Job done we go see LJ who’s happy to know the job is done only he doesn’t want us to press Roman cause apparently fuckin up some canollis is equal to some asshole puttin a hit on your daughter. Instead he wants us to look into robbin some fuckin bastard based on a half assed tip about some safe which sounds like a set up to me but what choice do we have?

  2. Johnny Pisano

    Bransen! Finally someone with brains, and now has proven himself as a hell of an actor. When I saw that Parker coming towards us I thought it was all over, but Bransen was chill as a corpse and we somehow pulled off looking like cops and got safe and got our crew out.

    The donut shop that got us into this whole mess got what it deserved, blown off the map.

    Now we gotta go rob some bank? I need a vacation.

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